{"id":1309,"date":"2009-02-23T08:41:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-23T08:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/?p=1309"},"modified":"2019-11-22T16:52:22","modified_gmt":"2019-11-22T16:52:22","slug":"25-things-about-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/?p=1309","title":{"rendered":"25 things about me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got tagged on Facebook by Jon for this. I&#8217;m not going to tag anyone else though.<\/p>\n<p>1. I was born completely deaf in my left ear. Same as Rowan Williams.<br \/>2. I&#8217;m 6&#8217;1&#8243; tall and 17.5 stone overweight.<br \/>3. I have a long ponytail &#8211; for the second time in my life &#8211; as a result of a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Nazirite_vow\">Nazirite vow<\/a> I made with myself. I&#8217;m not going to cut it until I&#8217;ve finished <a href=\"http:\/\/elizaphanian.blogspot.com\/2007\/07\/synopsis-of-book-let-us-be-human.html\">my book<\/a>. As I&#8217;ve been wanting to finish a version of this book for nearly twenty years that may be some time.<br \/>4. I&#8217;m currently in therapy trying to work out why I haven&#8217;t done the book.<br \/>5. I&#8217;ve lived on or near the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/River_Blackwater,_Essex\">River Blackwater<\/a> for most of my life, including six very happy years on houseboats. I&#8217;ve also lived in Oxford, Cambridge, Alnwick and lots of places in London, especially Stepney.<br \/>6. I have an IQ of 174 (the 99.8th percentile according to <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Mensa_International\">Mensa<\/a>) and a First Class degree in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ox.ac.uk\/admissions\/undergraduate_courses\/courses\/philosophy_and_1.html\">Philosophy and Theology<\/a> from Oxford University, but the academic achievement I&#8217;m most proud of is getting a scholarship grade in my English Literature <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Sixth_Term_Examination_Paper\">STEP<\/a>, which I took at the same time as A Levels. <br \/>7. I was rejected by Oxford the first time I applied &#8211; I had applied to read <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Philosophy,_Politics_and_Economics\">PPE<\/a>; they told me I should have applied to read English. I took a year out and applied after taking my A Levels &#8211; definitely one of my best decisions.<br \/>8. The worst mark I ever received in an academic exam was for the Wittgenstein paper in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.heythrop.ac.uk\/index.php\/content\/view\/146\/185\/\">my Masters<\/a>; I feel aggrieved about the injustice of this even now. (Despite protests from my tutor there was a resolute (and not incomprehensible) refusal to re-mark. I now understand how and why it happened, and it&#8217;s a <a href=\"http:\/\/elizaphanian.blogspot.com\/2007\/12\/nature-of-outsiders-perspective-part.html\">long story<\/a>.)<br \/>9. I spent four years working for what was then the Department of the Environment as a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.faststream.gov.uk\/index.asp?txtNavID=71\">Fast Streamer<\/a>. This provided some <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Royal_jelly\">royal jelly<\/a> in terms of management training, which has held me in good stead, but I left because I was bored and didn&#8217;t want to drive a desk any more.<br \/>10. I spent the academic year 1996\/97 working as a caretaker in a primary school. During that time I appeared on <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Blue_Peter\">Blue Peter<\/a>.<br \/>11. I dropped out of a PhD at Cambridge after two terms for a complex mixture of reasons, academic and spiritual. I&#8217;m sure it was the right decision, but there&#8217;s a lot of unfinished business there. (Unfinished business is a bit of a theme in my life.)<br \/>12. I failed my ordination training through not completing the academic syllabus. I was ordained anyway because I &#8216;met Bishop&#8217;s requirements&#8217; &#8211; principally through having done a theology degree already. I only completed the MA after getting ordained (which is one example of finished business.)<br \/>13. I presided and preached at my father&#8217;s funeral. I think it was the most constructive outlet for my anger, and <a href=\"http:\/\/elizaphanian.blogspot.com\/2007\/05\/old-testament-heart.html\">it crystallised a core part of my vocation<\/a>.<br \/>14. I took a year out from parish ministry in 2002\/03 to recover from several things, principally exhaustion. I came very close to starting a PhD at Durham but after a lot of prayer and reflection decided to come back into parish ministry. The right decision. <br \/>15. I like to wear <a href=\"http:\/\/elizaphanian.blogspot.com\/2007\/01\/colour-of-my-shirt.html\">colourful shirts<\/a>.<br \/>16. I proposed to my wife seven days after we started going out. That was about 11 years ago now. That was a <span>very <\/span>good decision, possibly my best ever.<br \/>17. I enjoy singing but can&#8217;t stand the sound of my own voice. That applies to my speaking voice as well.<br \/>18. I am prone to visions, premonitions and religious experiences. I&#8217;m <a href=\"http:\/\/elizaphanian.blogspot.com\/2007\/11\/guarding-holy-fire.html\">trying not to bury these things so much<\/a> these days, which is difficult because I tend to see references to religious experience as theologically dubious.<br \/>19. I&#8217;ve recently started <a href=\"http:\/\/elizaphanian.blogspot.com\/2008\/10\/new-vehicle.html\">using a motorbike<\/a>. I only passed my (car) driving test in 2003, on the same day as I was appointed to the Mersea job.<br \/>20. I think I have some gifting for spiritual direction, although I&#8217;ve never been formally trained for it. This seems to have been recognised by others, and people are (informally) being referred to me. I am suspicious of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chelmsford.anglican.org\/spiritualdirection.html\">the formal recognition process<\/a> as I see direction as being a core part of the priestly vocation, it is precisely the &#8216;cure of souls&#8217;.<br \/>21. I&#8217;m going on sabbatical this autumn. As well as trying to finish the book (see above) I want to do a lot more sailing. Sailing is one of the most profoundly refreshing things I know.<br \/>22. I don&#8217;t believe that the Church of England knows what it is doing. I think it is propped up by establishment and maintained by inertia. There are days when all I want to do is kick away all the supports and set fire to it. Then there are the other days, when I think it is massively under-rated and under-appreciated. I try to remember the latter on the days when I am prone to the former. It might be a grace that the Church doesn&#8217;t know what it is doing as it allows God some room in the process (!) but that being true doesn&#8217;t mean the church couldn&#8217;t do better.<br \/>23. There are three things in ministry which I value above all else: presiding at the Eucharist; teaching the faith; and intimate spiritual conversation. <br \/>24. I don&#8217;t believe there is such a thing as <a href=\"http:\/\/elizaphanian.blogspot.com\/2005\/06\/tom-cruise-and-mental-suffering.html\">mental illness<\/a>. I believe there are two things which are presently described as mental illness: physical illness which has mental effects, and spiritual problems.<br \/>25. Throughout my teenage years and early twenties I expected to go into a career in politics. I still occasionally feel the pang of temptation, but I am very glad that God prohibited that path for me.<br \/><span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got tagged on Facebook by Jon for this. I&#8217;m not going to tag anyone else though. 1. I was born completely deaf in my left ear. Same as Rowan Williams.2. I&#8217;m 6&#8217;1&#8243; tall and 17.5 stone overweight.3. 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