{"id":3049,"date":"2006-12-29T18:06:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-29T18:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/?p=3049"},"modified":"2006-12-29T18:06:00","modified_gmt":"2006-12-29T18:06:00","slug":"meet-herbert-find-the-attacker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/?p=3049","title":{"rendered":"Meet Herbert &#8211; find the attacker!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_h8lco0yxl-k\/RZVZUr81t9I\/AAAAAAAAAKY\/VQsBWVKtWmA\/s1600-h\/herbert.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_h8lco0yxl-k\/RZVZUr81t9I\/AAAAAAAAAKY\/VQsBWVKtWmA\/s400\/herbert.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\"><\/a><\/p>\n<div>This is Herbert.<\/p>\n<p>Herbert is dearly loved by son #2.<\/p>\n<p>But Herbert has been attacked by a deadly monster.<\/p>\n<p>Note carefully the ear on the right.<\/p>\n<p>Note also the patch on the chest, which has been carefully stitched up.<\/p>\n<p>Who could have done such terrible things?<\/p>\n<p>Who is the prime suspect?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_h8lco0yxl-k\/RZVZN781t8I\/AAAAAAAAAKQ\/SwziJ6TEqZk\/s1600-h\/olliexmas06.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_h8lco0yxl-k\/RZVZN781t8I\/AAAAAAAAAKQ\/SwziJ6TEqZk\/s400\/olliexmas06.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\"><\/a><\/p>\n<div><span>(And guess who has a <\/span><span>mind-bogglingly complicated<\/span><span> new camera?)<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is Herbert. Herbert is dearly loved by son #2. But Herbert has been attacked by a deadly monster. Note carefully the ear on the right. Note also the patch on the chest, which has been carefully stitched up. Who &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/?p=3049\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3049","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3npsc-Nb","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3049","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3049"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3049\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3049"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3049"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3049"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}