{"id":3233,"date":"2006-10-26T17:15:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-26T17:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/?p=3233"},"modified":"2006-10-26T17:15:00","modified_gmt":"2006-10-26T17:15:00","slug":"zen-and-the-art-of-tunnel-maintenance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/?p=3233","title":{"rendered":"Zen and the art of tunnel maintenance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK. Go watch <a href=\"http:\/\/vids.myspace.com\/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&#038;videoID=907987862\">this<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Bear in mind:<br \/>1. The animator has been offered a job by the people who brought you Wallace And Gromit.<br \/>2. The animator had to turn it down as he is only 14 years old.<br \/>3. The animator has been Home Educated.<br \/>4. He doesn&#8217;t have a television.<\/p>\n<p>Hmmm.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK. Go watch this. Bear in mind:1. The animator has been offered a job by the people who brought you Wallace And Gromit.2. The animator had to turn it down as he is only 14 years old.3. The animator has &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/?p=3233\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3npsc-Q9","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3233","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3233"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3233\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}