{"id":3413,"date":"2006-09-03T19:52:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-03T19:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/?p=3413"},"modified":"2006-09-03T19:52:00","modified_gmt":"2006-09-03T19:52:00","slug":"dead-horses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/?p=3413","title":{"rendered":"Dead Horses"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Your options when riding a dead horse:<\/p>\n<p>10. Buy a stronger whip.<br \/>9. Change riders.<br \/>8. Declare, &#8220;This is the way we have always ridden this horse.&#8221;<br \/>7. Appoint a team to revive the dead horse.<br \/>6. Ignore the dead horse&#8230;What dead horse?<br \/>5. Create a training session to improve your riding skills.<br \/>4. Outsource contractors to ride the dead horse.<br \/>3. Appoint a committee to study the dead horse.<br \/>2. Arrange to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses.<br \/>1. Harness several dead horses together for increased speed.<\/p>\n<p>Why am I thinking about church on reading this?<\/p>\n<p>(HT <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dashhouse.com\/\">Dashhouse<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Your options when riding a dead horse: 10. Buy a stronger whip.9. Change riders.8. Declare, &#8220;This is the way we have always ridden this horse.&#8221;7. Appoint a team to revive the dead horse.6. Ignore the dead horse&#8230;What dead horse?5. Create &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/?p=3413\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3413","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3npsc-T3","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3413","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3413"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3413\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}