{"id":3675,"date":"2006-05-16T06:20:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-16T06:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/?p=3675"},"modified":"2006-05-16T06:20:00","modified_gmt":"2006-05-16T06:20:00","slug":"just-the-thing-to-make-me-smile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/?p=3675","title":{"rendered":"Just the thing to make me smile"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Having got a bit fed up with fundamentalism (a magnum opus is on its way &#8211; delayed because I&#8217;m trying to be less intemperate, and find another word for the phenomenon than &#8216;Satanic&#8217;) <a href=\"http:\/\/holyoffice.livejournal.com\/80073.html\">this<\/a>  made me laugh.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Protestants believe the Bible is literal and exactly true in every detail except the description of the Eucharist&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Having got a bit fed up with fundamentalism (a magnum opus is on its way &#8211; delayed because I&#8217;m trying to be less intemperate, and find another word for the phenomenon than &#8216;Satanic&#8217;) this made me laugh. &#8220;Protestants believe the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/?p=3675\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3675","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3npsc-Xh","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3675","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3675"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3675\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3675"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3675"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3675"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}