{"id":3919,"date":"2006-01-11T20:11:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-11T20:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/?p=3919"},"modified":"2006-01-11T20:11:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-11T20:11:00","slug":"how-to-cope-with-your-mother-in-law","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/?p=3919","title":{"rendered":"How to cope with your mother-in-law"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The reading for today&#8217;s communion service was Mark 1 29-34, and I got to thinking about what is making Simon&#8217;s mother-in-law unwell. I have a suspicion it was what happened a few paragraphs earlier &#8211; Jesus comes out of the wilderness and calls Simon to follow him &#8211; and Lo! &#8211; Simon does just that.<\/p>\n<p>Now if you&#8217;re a good mother, and you see your son-in-law go off following some no-good preacher what&#8217;s your first thought going to be? Who&#8217;s going to look after my daughter and the family!? And in a situation where you have absolutely no separate power of your own, your world faces imminent collapse, and so you withdraw into yourself, you confine yourself to bed with a fever.<\/p>\n<p>Which, of course, just makes things worse. Not only are you as a woman rather dodgy and untouchable, but now you are ill and you have all the social ostracism associated with uncleanliness to cope with. So nobody&#8217;s going to come near you and your stuck stewing in unpleasant juices.<\/p>\n<p>What is a good son-in-law to do? There is only one thing to do: bring Jesus into the conversation. Miracle of miracles &#8211; Jesus touches the mother-in-law &#8211; hey he&#8217;s not such a no-good preacher after all &#8211; would you like a cup of tea my dear?<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s the solution to family problems. Bring Jesus into the conversation.<\/p>\n<p>And pray :o)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The reading for today&#8217;s communion service was Mark 1 29-34, and I got to thinking about what is making Simon&#8217;s mother-in-law unwell. I have a suspicion it was what happened a few paragraphs earlier &#8211; Jesus comes out of the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/?p=3919\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[52,49],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3919","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","category-sermon"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3npsc-11d","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3919","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3919"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3919\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3919"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3919"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3919"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}