{"id":4058,"date":"2005-09-24T14:31:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-24T14:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/?p=4058"},"modified":"2019-11-22T16:57:55","modified_gmt":"2019-11-22T16:57:55","slug":"displacement-activity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/?p=4058","title":{"rendered":"Displacement activity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Much more fun than yet another sermon (and a good excuse to work out if I can use &#8216;trackback&#8217; or not):<\/p>\n<p>5 things I plan to do before I die<br \/>1. Publish my book<br \/>2. Take my wife on a tour of the United States<br \/>3. Learn to play the guitar properly<br \/>4. Sail my own boat to a different country<br \/>5. Run at least 10,000 metres without stopping<\/p>\n<p>5 things I can do<br \/>1. Touch type (used to be about 70 wpm but it&#8217;s not that now)<br \/>2. Sing<br \/>3. Write<br \/>4. Recognise patterns, especially when not complete<br \/>5. Read maps and navigate<\/p>\n<p>5 things I cannot do<br \/>1. Hear in stereo (deaf in left ear since birth)<br \/>2. Run more than about 20 yards without stopping<br \/>3. Concentrate on more than one thing at a time<br \/>4. Dot the i&#8217;s and cross the t&#8217;s<br \/>5. Write poetry<\/p>\n<p>5 things that attract me to other people<br \/>1. Open minded intelligence<br \/>2. Laughter<br \/>3. Compassion<br \/>4. Strong sense of values\/ moral integrity<br \/>5. Beauty<\/p>\n<p>5 things that I say most often<br \/>1. Oh right, OK<br \/>2. Excellent<br \/>3. Sorry? (ie I didn&#8217;t hear that)<br \/>4. Now then<br \/>5. Hmmmm, I&#8217;m not sure about that<\/p>\n<p>5 celebrity crushes<br \/>Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha<br \/>Hmmmm.<br \/>Once upon a time I&#8217;d have said Elizabeth Hurley, but not now. Now it&#8217;d be (not in order)<br \/>1. Jennifer Garner<br \/>2. Angelina Jolie<br \/>3. Penelope Cruz<br \/>4. Uma Thurman<br \/>5. Kate Beckinsale<\/p>\n<p>Now I feel that I have revealed rather too much. Ah well :o)<br \/>Off to the beach with kids&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Much more fun than yet another sermon (and a good excuse to work out if I can use &#8216;trackback&#8217; or not): 5 things I plan to do before I die1. Publish my book2. Take my wife on a tour of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/?p=4058\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[25,54],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4058","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-autobiography","category-meme"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3npsc-13s","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4058","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4058"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4058\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6595,"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4058\/revisions\/6595"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4058"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4058"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4058"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}