{"id":82,"date":"2012-03-19T16:53:46","date_gmt":"2012-03-19T16:53:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/?p=82"},"modified":"2012-03-19T16:53:46","modified_gmt":"2012-03-19T16:53:46","slug":"see-if-they-wet-their-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/?p=82","title":{"rendered":"See if they wet their pants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The words Guru, Swami, Super Swami, Master, Teacher, Murshid,<\/p>\n<p>Yogi, Priest,<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>most of those sporting such a title are<\/p>\n<p>just peacocks.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>The litmus test is:<\/p>\n<p>hold them upside down over a cliff for a few hours.<\/p>\n<p>If they don&#8217;t wet their<\/p>\n<p>pants<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>maybe you found a real<\/p>\n<p>one.<\/p>\n<p><em>Daniel Ladinsky<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The words Guru, Swami, Super Swami, Master, Teacher, Murshid, Yogi, Priest, most of those sporting such a title are just peacocks. The litmus test is: hold them upside down over a cliff for a few hours. If they don&#8217;t wet &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/?p=82\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3npsc-1k","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=82"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=82"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=82"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elizaphanian.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=82"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}