On one occasion an expert in the law stood up to test Jesus. “Teacher,” he asked, “what must I do to inherit eternal life?”

And Jesus said: why do you ask what you need to do? Eternal life is not a matter of “doing”, as if you could achieve salvation by your own efforts. You must believe the right things. If you desire eternal life, say this prayer with all sincerity “Dear Jesus, I admit that I am a sinner, deserving of Hell. Please forgive me of my sins and take me to Heaven when I die. I now believe upon You alone, apart from all works and religion, as my personal Savior. Thank you. Amen.”

I’m so glad He didn’t say that. And if you think this unreal, go here.