Theologians in unlikely places

I didn’t know that Alex Kapranos studied theology at university.

Wonderful.

Some say you’re trouble, boy
Just because you like to destroy
All the things that bring the idiots joy –
Well, what’s wrong with a little destruction?

And the Kunst[?] won’t talk to you
Because you kissed St Rollo Adieu
Because you robbed a supermarket or two
Well, who gives a damn about the prophets of Tesco?

That last line might be ‘profits’ of Tesco of course…